Router Jan
| Industry | Internet |
|---|---|
| Occupation | INTERNETZ HATE MACHINE |
| Introduction | I love eating isaw while drinking a newly-opened coke sakto, it makes me tingle. I also love the taste of spoiled food from the refrigerator.
While programming or doing some computer-related stuffs, I really do love drinking Mudshake Chocolate Flavor until it makes me dizzy and puts me into a different state of awareness where i can do unbelievable things. Oh my fucking god. This fucking box won't let me create fucking breaklines goddamit. Whoever made this fucking thing forgot that break lines do exist. Fucking morons.
.... Oh. It's working. I just have to put some fucking tags. Well, that's fucking intelligent!!! |
| Favorite Movies | Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, Spun, Requiem for A Dream, Super Bad, Fan Boys, Planet Terror, Hostel, Death Proof, Kill Bill, Saw, Trainspotting |
You're trapped in a well with a goat and a slinky. Describe how you will escape.
I'll bang the goat until it fucking screams to death then everyone will hear the goat's scream and they will discover that a man is trapped in a well. Well, with the slinky... I think... I'll just keep it as a souvenir.