Gender	Female
Industry	Arts
Occupation	Wife and Mother First, Photographer, Web Diva,
Location	Mechanicsburg, Pennsylvania, United States
Links	Wishlist
Introduction	Pink-haired storyteller. Married to my best friend for 13 years. He is the wild-bearded intellectual hardcore geek of my dreams, which is funny because he was a smooth-faced football player when he married me. Mother of four brilliant, interesting children, learning each day to spread their wings in the way they were born for. Lover of Jesus Christ.
Interests	reading, writing, music, photography, gardening, living with kids, alternative education, theology, alternative medicine, herbs, css, wordpress development, graphic design
Favorite movies	Labyrinth, Love Actually, Spirited Away, Mirrormask, Doctor Who, X-Files, Firefly,
Favorite music	Mark Knopfler, Rich Mullins, Bruce Springsteen, Taylor Swift, fun.,
Favorite books	Top Five Books: C. S. Lewis's "The Great Divorce", Madeleine L'Engle's "A Ring of Endless Light", T H. White's "The Sword in the Stone and Bruce Coville's "Jeremy Thatcher Dragon Hatcher". J. K. Rowling's entire Harry Potter series counts as one. Mleh.

If you were a pirate, how would you avoid laughing when saying 'poop deck'?

I wouldn't. I would say it as loud and goofily as possible. I have four kids and potty humor always gets a good laugh. I'm shameless.