Shlomo Muslim, Ph.D.
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
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| Location | Margaritaville |
| Introduction | The first time God spoke to me He said people call him Adonai and Yahweh. Then he told me about a conversation he had on a Friday night many years ago. He said, right as he asked someone to "please pass the Challah," the guy wasn't very smart and thought God said his name was "Allah." God doesn't like people to take his name in vain, especially when they mix him up with the Pillsbury Doughboy. God shares many stories with me about what Muslims are mistaken about, why they're wrong, and how to fix them. God said if I write up the gist of what he tells me, people will read it, and He will reward them with their very own toilet oriented toward the pilgrimage site of their choice. |