Ma Donna
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Gender | Male |
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Industry | Internet |
Occupation | Saint and Virgin |
Location | Seattle, WA, United States |
Introduction | Ma Donna didn’t come out of the closet; she was thrown out, outed by the police. Someone told them she had donuts. She doesn’t like show tunes, she thinks pointy shoes are just too gay, and her fashion sense is atrocious. The Holy Mother Ste. Ma Donna; the Queen of Heaven, is on a mission though, and that’s to help young gay men and women make the most of their gayness. Being gay is a gift of God, and the "Virgin" Ste. Ma Donna is gonna show you how to use this gift to its fullness. Momma loves being gay. Momma refuses to die because she's afraid she'll come back as a straight man. The Blessed Mother has done everything and tried everything, and she lives in fear, but also in hope, that someone out there has pictures. |
Interests | Writing, pontificating, cocktails, the history of the Bible, the history and practical uses of Himma-sexual-i-titty |
Favorite movies | The Princess Bride, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, 17 Again, The Lord of the Rings trilogy |
Favorite music | Rafe Pearlman, Rob Thomas, Blondie, Moosebutter, The Killers, Moby, ... ahem... Abba (don't tell anyone) |
Favorite books | The Haunting of Holden Castle, Left Out: What to do if You’re Left Behind or Left Below, The Third Jesus, Dracula |