Your new bestest friend
| Occupation | Blog profile filler-outer |
|---|---|
| Introduction | I am everything to everyone, unless that's not what you want me to be, then I'm whatever that is. Think of the person you'd want to be with if you and that person were the last two people on earth. Then imagine someone who is ten times better than that person, that's me, unless multiples of ten don't impress you, then I'm a million times better than that person. If you are into modest types, then all the previous was just joking. If you're into serious modest types, then I will tell you that I did not write this, someone else has hijacked my profile and I am very serious and modest about it. |
| Interests | I like everything. What do you like? Well then, that is my favourite thing ever. |
| Favorite Movies | Pretty much all of them ever, except the ones you don't like. |
| Favorite Music | What do you listen to? Me too. |
| Favorite Books | Think of a book that you'd be impressed that I read, or any book upon hearing that I read would make you more interested in me. Got it? Well, I've memorized that book and would be happy to recite it to you. |