The Little Black Duck
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Logistician's Apprentice |
| Location | Valley Village, California, United States |
| Introduction | I try to stay busy... |
| Interests | comic books, graphic novels, writing, reading, cartoons, philosophy, catastrophe, alcohol, Smallville, The Venture Bros., general geekery, Hobie Brown, |
| Favorite movies | Spider-Man 2, Shawshank Redemption, Groundhog's Day, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Chasing Amy, Bubble Boy, Joe versus the Volcano, I Heart Huckabees, Little Miss Sunshine, Hoodwinked |
| Favorite music | Ben Folds (Five), Wilco, Counting Crows, soundtracks, Danny Elfman, Clem Snide, Spider-Man: Rock Reflections of a Superhero, They Might Be Giants |
| Favorite books | Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay, Deadpool, Fierce Invalids Home from Hot Climates, Black Panther, Wonder Boys, The Ground Beneath Her Feet, One Small Break, Good Omens, The Tetherballs of Bougainville, Preacher, Transmetropolitan, Catcher in the Rye, Infinite Jest, Eightball, Stardust, Sandman, Kraven's Last Hunt, The Essential Howard the Duck, Anansi Boys, House of God, Black Swan Green |
Your pajamas have duckies on them. Why did you switch from choo-choos?
They don't call me the little black train for fucksake.