Spritz
| Industry | Law Enforcement or Security |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Criminologist |
| Location | United States |
| Introduction | I prefer theory of people to practice of people. I live inside of an invisible circle of personal space. If you invade it, you will be kindly escorted to the border. All attempts at re-entry will be met with military force. I believe that we could learn a lot from the resilience of dogs. They snap back like a new rubber band, while we blow out like dry-rotted tires. |
| Interests | Research, Dog Training, Search and Rescue, Classic Cars, Scuba diving, Reading, Avoiding Religious People, Anything I can do alone, Learning about people and their nature through unknown observation. |
| Favorite Movies | Horror, Comedy, Comedy-Horror (B rated) |
| Favorite Music | Classic Rock, Hard Rock, Heavy Metal, Alternative Rock |
| Favorite Books | Anything by Edward Lee, Crime and Punishment, Lord of the Flies, Of Mice and Men, Go Ask Alice, Helter Skelter, and many more. |
When you open your eyes underwater, do you ever worry that you'll drown?
People who answer yes to this question should avoid scuba lessons.