The Original Dangster
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Arts |
| Occupation | Owning Yo Ass |
| Introduction | I love art, and clearly have mastered just about every medium. |
| Interests | Art, Creating Kick Ass Art, Looking at Kick Ass Art, Criticizing Crappy Art, Porn |
| Favorite Movies | Ishtar, FrankenHooker, Bikini Carwash 1-4, Caddyshack II, Dude Where's My Car? |
| Favorite Music | Boo-Chick-A-Wow-wow |
| Favorite Books | Playboy, Penthouse Forum, Hustler, Wuthering Heights |
Aren't papier mache cuts the worst?
No prison anal rapes are the worst.