Mallory Shoemaker
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My blogs
Blogs I follow
- Binks, Binks, Binks
- DudeNeedaEaseOnUp
- Hey. =]
- Mhm
- Mugglesam
- My Blog of Procrastination
- PEEJ :]
- Ruby's Blog
- thatblog
- The Wood Between the Worlds
- uh ohhh. trouble's coming.
- wondrousplace
| Gender | Female |
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| Location | United States |
| Introduction | i like words and sour candies. adding too many letters at the end of words is funnnn. i like my desktop to be clean and my dock to be uncluttered. autumn and rain are my inspirations in life – there is almost nothing i thrive on more. mr. rogers, lambchop and my mum are my heroes. i collect books and love white christmas lights. i wish i lived with charlie and lola because they are my favourite and my best. if i could write like emily dickinson my life would be complete. oh, and hello, i love you. |
| Interests | Jesus, my family, writing, reading, photography, YouTube, music, clothes |
| Favorite Music | Pretty much anything but rap. I'm an oldies fanatic. The Beatles, Fleetwood Mac, Heart, Dianna Ross and the Supremes, Huey Lewis and The News. More music loves: Relient K, Switchfoot, Thousand Foot Crutch, Mat Kearney, 3 Doors Down, Linkin Park, Nickelback, Eisley, Article One, Miranda Lee Richards |
| Favorite Books | "The Chronicles of Narnia, " "Thr3e" by Ted Dekker, "Green Angel", Anything C.S. Lewis, Robert Munch, Jane Austen, Dr. Seuss (THIS IS OLD, GEESE.) |
The children are waiting! Please tell them the story about the bald frog with the wig:
Our story today is about a middle-aged frog called Shoopeedom. Now good ol' Shoopeedom lived a life of glamour and ritz. His hair was always glued on securely. Yes, glued on. Black/brown and perfect waves in tact. Perfect fake waves with their perfect fake hair dye. Prim and proper Shoopeedoo always poshly wore a wig. No one ever knew and it's not like he'd ever tell. THE END.