Ryan Mauger

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Gender	Male
Location	Redlands, CA, United States
Introduction	I'm a smart-ass
Interests	Guitar, piano, singing, acting, impersonations, accents, heavyweight hula-hooping, Norwegian Luge, & bobcat whisker collecting

You've got to make contact with the alien leader. How will you tell when the conversation is finished?

Ideally, he'll pull the probe out of my ass.