Pursey Tuttweiler
My blogs
Industry | Accounting |
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Occupation | Preoccupied |
Location | Tejas, United States |
Introduction | I like to contemplate world events while polishing my toenails with Chanel Ballerina Pink polish. I usually do so while sipping a martini of Hendrix gin infused with cucumbers, and a slice of cucumber on the side of the glass. When finished contemplating world events and polishing my toenails, I like to contemplate my storage space and rearrange my health and beauty aids. I often drink water and actually get in water, whether it be a shower, a bath, or a cement pond. I am terrified of natural bodies of water, so I only dabble my toes in a lake, pond or ocean (if my toenail polish is dry.) When forced to get into natural bodies of water I only do so while wearing a life preserver. I never rob banks under any circumstance. I like to peer through curtains, but have none, so my time spent doing that is quite limited. |
Interests | Health and beauty aids, storage space, cucumbers, gin, water, and Chanel Ballerina Pink toenail polish |
Favorite Movies | Mommie Dearest, Godfather I & II, Prime Cut, Hud, Harper, Cat on a Hot Tin Roof, Bonnie and Clyde, Theif, Marathon Man, Bullet, Bowfinger, Imitation of Life, Pinky, Overboard, and other such classics. |
Favorite Music | Almost all music. |
Favorite Books | Among the Porcupines: A Memoir by Carol Matthau |
If your whole body were a hot air balloon, would you stop eating spicy food?
Heavens no. If my whole body was programmed to blow up upon the introduction of a pepper or chili or curry, so be it. I was born to eat spicy and one cannot dare to defy one's nature. It is simply not advised. Who came up with this question anyway?