The Hundley

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About me

Industry Consulting
Occupation Blogger / Window Sales
Location Davenport, Iowa, United States
Interests Blogging, triathlons, drinking pop, woodturning, sarcasm, satire, fishing, sports, reading, being a hero, trying to figure out my brother, making people talk when they clearly don't like to talk.
Favorite Movies Movies are so bourgeois
Favorite Music Foo Fighters, Pink Floyd, Fucking Champs, Pharaoh Overlord, Pearl Jam, Black Crowes, John Mayer Trio, Tool, APC, Allman Bros, Dire Straits, Gorillaz
Favorite Books See blog post

Your bow is not broken but you've run out of arrows. How can you fake being a bard?

By humming the sweet, soothing music of A Bard's Tale, which I played on computer growing up. However, everyone knows a bard can only play music or use his fire horn, which is pretty much ineffective compared to the skills and dexterities of Paladins, Wizards, and Mercenaries.