John Smith
| Location | Nowhere, OK, United States |
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| Introduction | I live in Nowhere, OK. I drink coffee, have a 9-5 job, a wife and 2.5 kids. My humble abode is located in a suburban neighborhood almost kind of toward the next house that looks almost exactly like mine. I am over 40 but shy of 50, and have no unique hobbies or physical attributes. I usually wear black and white, although sometimes I will make an exception and wear grey. I am Mr. Smith. |