Aunt Phetamine
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Education |
| Occupation | It pays the bills. |
| Location | St. Paul, Minnesota |
| Introduction | After three decades on this planet, I may just be on my way to figuring out who I am and what I'm doing here. |
| Interests | Order, symmetry, orange, brown, grammar, sarcasm, gardens, scooters, roller derby, bald men, scars, tattoos, eyebrows, ellipses... |
| Favorite movies | The Princess Bride, Babe, Moulin Rouge |
| Favorite music | Currently obsessed with Bitter: Feist, Lizz Wright, and Architecture in Helsinki. Always obsessed with Rufus Wainwright, Alison Krauss, Kronos Quartet. |
| Favorite books | Invisible Monsters by Chuck Palahniuk, Sick Puppy by Carl Hiassen, and The Bluest Eye by Toni Morrison. |
You're in the grocery store with a broken cart. How will you ever be that hungry?
This is perfect for grocery frustration! "I'm sorry. I didn't mean to hit you standing in the middle of the aisle. My cart's got bad wheels."