Gender	Male
Industry	Technology
Occupation	PC Support Analyst
Location	Bellevue, Washington, United States
Links	Wishlist
Introduction	I’m not just your garden-variety slacker. I am the greatest slacker in the history of mankind.
Interests	Basketball, Buddhism, Chicago Bears, comedy, dancing, dark humor, drinking, football, history, honesty, independance, insanity, introspection, isolation, literature, martial arts, meditation, military, NFL, Okayplayer, parenting skills, philosophy, Playstation2, poetry, ranting, raving, reading, relationships, release, rock music, sarcasm, satire, science, science fiction, Seattle sports, self-realization, semi-pro football, sex, sleep, sleeping, naps, social avoidance, solitude, spoken-word, sports, tao, Underdog Sports Leagues, venting, video games, women, writing
Favorite movies	All of the Star Wars movies, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Hero, Pulp Fiction, The Sixth Sense, 300, Transformers
Favorite music	Hip-hop, Jazz, Alternative Rock, R & B.
Favorite books	A Mouth like Yours, A Long Way Down, Raising Fences, The Warrior Within, The Moments the Minutes the Hours, How to be Good, Men Cry in the Dark, The Ethical Slut, The Sun Also Rises, A Farewell to Arms

Your people want to make a statue in your honor. What will it be made out of and what victory will it commemorate?

It will be made of the finest paper-mache flown in from the ancient city of Cairo, Egypt, marking my failure to find a decent Random Question.