Mark Kardwell

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About me

Gender MALE
Industry Museums or Libraries
Occupation Space Librarian From The Thirty-First Century
Location Some dump, Northern Ireland, Christmas Island
Introduction Open up! It's the Information Police!
Interests blue stilton, book readin', cartoons, chicks who dig beards, comics, country rock, drinkin' fancy boutique beers, hell-raisin', movies, punk rock, vintage guitar abuse, white stilton, wine, women, notice how I put those in alphabetical order, there's obsessive compulsive disorder for ya!
Favorite Movies STAR WARS, EMPIRE STRIKES BACK, THIS IS SPINAL TAP, FIGHT CLUB, A FISTFUL OF DOLLARS, A FISTFUL OF DYNAMITE, PERFORMANCE, CROSS OF IRON, HOT FUZZ, SIDEWAYS, TROTSKY & CROTCH, THE HOTEL NEW HAMPSHIRE, SCUM, JACKIE BROWN, CADDYSHACK, CLERKS, ONCE UPON A TIME IN THE WEST, THE INVINCIBLES, EASY RIDER, LORD OF THE RINGS, CABIN FEVER, WEEKEND AT BERNIE'S, BRAZIL, ELEPHANT, PLANET OF THE APES, OMEGA MAN, SOYLENT GREEN, SHAUN OF THE DEAD, DAWN OF THE DEAD, THE GOOD THE BAD & THE UGLY, SCHOOL OF ROCK, TAMPOPO, EL TOPO, TIME BANDITS, THE WILD BUNCH, TWO LANE BLACKTOP, THE PHANTOM OF LIBERTY, QUADROPHENIA, REPO MAN, THE MASK OF SATAN, EVIL DEAD II, SCARFACE, TOMMY, THE LIFE OF BRIAN, BLADE RUNNER, WITHNAIL & I, AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN LONDON, WALKABOUT, LOGAN'S RUN, anything with a JENNY AGUTTER nude scene really, anything Alex Cox ever screened as part of MOVIEDROME if I'm honest
Favorite Music NEIL YOUNG & CRAZY HORSE, THE WHITE STRIPES, NWA, JOHNNY CASH, DINOSAUR JR, THE JIMI HENDRIX EXPERIENCE, THE CLASH, THE STONE ROSES, PRINCE & THE REVOLUTION, THE WHO, PIXIES, BOOKER T & THE MGS, THE BEACH BOYS, CAPTAIN BEEFHEART, GORILLAZ, JURASSIC 5, GRAM PARSONS, CHEAP TRICK, THE BEATLES, THE ROLLING STONES, THE HELLACOPTERS, THE STOOGES, MC5, THE FACES, PUBLIC ENEMY, TENACIOUS D, BOB DYLAN, THE SOUNDTRACK OF OUR LIVES, STEVE EARLE, LED ZEPPELIN, HUSKER DU, THE HOLD STEADY, PRIMAL SCREAM, FAIRPORT CONVENTION, THE FLAMING LIPS, WILLIE NELSON, NIRVANA, QUEENS OF THE STONE AGE, RYAN ADAMS & THE CARDINALS, JEFF BECK GROUP, THE BAND, LUCINDA WILLIAMS, AC/DC, SONIC YOUTH, HAYSEED DIXIE, SEASICK STEVE, FLIGHT OF THE CONCHORDS, EELS
Favorite Books THE MAN IN THE HIGH CASTLE, MOLL FLANDERS, TRUE ADVENTURES OF THE ROLLING STONES, VALIS, THE BROOK KERITH, ULYSSES, BEHOLD THE MAN, WATCHMEN, LORD OF LIGHT, MYSTERY TRAIN, THE GREAT GATSBY, DO ANDROIDS DREAM OF ELECTRIC SHEEP, SURVIVOR, THE UNTILLED FIELD, LOVE AND ROCKETS, THE FILTH, SHAKEY, A SCANNER DARKLY, VERNON GOD LITTLE, STORMBRINGER, THE DARK STUFF, UBIK, SCOTT PILGRIM, CORNELIUS QUARTET, OMAC

The love potion you made tastes terrible. How will you drink it?

Very quickly. Way-hey-hey!