Carlyjayjay
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| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Industry | Arts |
| Occupation | Actress/Comedian/Singer/Ninja |
| Location | Toronto, Ontario, Canada |
| Introduction | I like to do the funnymakings. I also enjoy singing, though after my last band blew up due to Stalkery Stalkerton, I've foregone the whole band thing and focused more on the funny. I do stand-up whenever I have the opportunity. I'm married to the man of my dreams, which is pretty much the coolest thing to ever happen to me. I love my family. I love my cat. I love World of Warcraft. I love steak. I do NOT love seafood, clowns or peas. What have we learned from this? We have learned the following. If you ever meet me, you must: 1) Take me out for karaoke 2) Laugh at all my jokes 3) NOT stalk me 4) Compliment me on my wedding ring 5) Ask me about my cat while giving me items in WoW 6) Buy me a steak 7) Refrain from covering said steak in something horrible, like prawns 8) "Forget" to wear your technicolour afro and huge shoes 9) Abstain from pelting me with peas, frozen or otherwise. Thank you. |
| Interests | Acting, singing, writing, stand-up, etc. |
| Favorite Movies | Fargo, anything else by the Coen Brothers, the Green Mile, Five People You Meet In Heaven, Ray, The Emperor's New Groove, Borat, LOTR, Oceans 11 & 13 (12 was terrible), The Bourne movies, Enchanted, and of course Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo. |
| Favorite Music | Tragically Hip (old stuff; their new stuff sucks), Jeanine Noyes (not easily available so let me know if you'd like to hear it), Sarah Vaughan, The Police, Peter Gabriel, Coldplay, Radiohead, Three Days Grace, Muse, most stuff played on the Edge 102.1, the list goes on and on. |
| Favorite Books | Stephen King, Dave Barry, C. S. Lewis, Wilbur Smith, Roald Dahl, Christopher Moore, Jodi Picoult, Lauren Weisberger, Marian Keyes, LOTR, Shogun, Jitterbug Perfume, Power of One, Jay Leno's autobiography, etc etc etc etc. |
Come up with some possible band names for your group that features a washboard and a styrofoam tuba.
"Ned and the Amazing Highfalutin Roto-Rootin Orchestra of Gold" "Doug and His Washboard and that Fake Tuba Guy" "NutThroat" "Hamster Smash!"