lacy
My blogs
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Industry | Arts |
| Occupation | dildo hocker by day, celebrity by night |
| Location | NYC, NY, United States |
| Introduction | I'm your average New Yorker with a dead end day job, dutifully plugging away and keeping the ennui at bay as I crawl slowly but surely to the top |
| Interests | Fame, Success, Interviews, Photographs, being chased by my fans as I find backstreet alleyways to escape them on my new hot pink vespa. |
| Favorite movies | I like the kind of movie that people verbally and physically react to in the movie theatres. When I saw Twighlight recently and the main vampire dude turns into shimmer in the daylight, someone screamed,"Oh my god he's become David Bowie." All the abstinence brainwashing was worth it for that. |
| Favorite books | Pedro Paramo, Absalom, Absalom!, Housekeeping, and Prep |
Your people want to make a statue in your honor. What will it be made out of and what victory will it commemorate?
Why it will be made of the finest Italian Lace of course! A giant doily so that everyone can remember how much better it is when they have me to look at and love!