Spider
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| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Curmudgeon |
| Location | United States |
| Introduction | I've been referred to as candy coated cyanide. I'm generous (sometimes stupidly so), and almost always willing to help... but pushing me past a certain point is like opening a present from your grandma: you don't know what you're gonna get, but it's pretty certain that you're not gonna like it. My girlfriend calls me the spider whisperer. Read my blog "A is for Arachnid" if you want to know why. I live with my girlfriend and our fur- and scale-kids: five rats, two snakes, two cats, and a tarantula. |
Well, maybe they don't need them, but don't you think that some fish might like a bicycle?
I think fish absolutely should have bicycles if they'd like them. I can think of few funnier things than a school of anchovies bookin' it across the seafloor on their Huffys.