Gender	Male
Industry	Religion
Occupation	Pastor
Location	Lahoma, Oklahoma, United States
Introduction	Sarcastic and smarmy - very smarmy. And probably glib too, like my father before me.
Interests	Theology, Baseball, anime, pop music, mac, Star Wars, Firefly, Joss Whedon, Chicago Cubs, Oklahoma Sooners www.zionlahoma.org
Favorite movies	Star Wars, The Breakfast Club, When Harry Met Sally, Moulin Rogue, Pulp Fiction, The 5th Element
Favorite music	Mellencamp, Prince, the Killers, The Spice Girls, X, Pearl Jam, Foo Fighters, U2, Elastica, Julianna Hatfield, Liz Phair
Favorite books	Trashy Star Wars novels, Jasper Fforde series (Thursday Next and Nursery Crime), Foucault, J. Gonzalez, Luther's writings, Ignatius of Antioch

Compose the lyrics to a new national anthem that features an animal sound at least once:

Already been done. We should just chant the chorus to Aristophanes' "The Frogs". Or maybe that should be France's anthem.