Rocky the Gutter Cat

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Occupation Gutter Cat
Location SF Bay Area, Californeeya, United States
Introduction I was a gutter cat, but after I almost had hart and kid me faylyer, I deesided to live inside the howse all the time ... mostly, I live on the peepul's bed or the frunt balkoney. I am 16 yeers old, wich makes me a geezer cat. I was gottin frum the pownd. I am always drest formally for any okayzhun since I ware a tuxedo, but I'm more of a Harley dood. I like da ladeez. I have a groop of ladey admirers called the "Spicy Vixins." Win I livd owtside, I liked to run up treez. Now I do nuthin' but 'nip 'n' nap 'n' krap. Cood be werse. THE END.
Interests eeting gutter grass, napping, drinking, sniffing nip, kussing, krapping in the mulch

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