Sam Jay
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Globally Known Sumo Wrestler |
| Introduction | I just got back from band camp, which officially makes me kwler than you. I don't let words fuckin run me, I spend way too much time staring at a screen, and I enjoy reading the backs of cereal boxes. Welcome to the world of Sam. |
| Interests | geology, magazines about paint, rubber cement, watching grass grow, john mccain, attempting humor |
| Favorite movies | i dislike movies |
| Favorite music | check out my blog |
| Favorite books | 'You knew, didn't you? I'm part of you? Close, close, close! I'm the reason why it's no go? Why things are what they are?'" (Lord of the Flies) |