Hugh Lafferty
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| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Independently Wealthy Freelance Shoe Salesman |
| Location | Bakersfield, CA, United States |
| Introduction | About me buzz a hoard of flies while a flock of owls stare into my window in the moonlight. |
| Interests | I interest many people, especially local police, the FBI and the National Security Agency. |
| Favorite movies | I don't like the movies very much because I always think the people in them are staring back at me. I saw Buster Keaton walk into a movie once and thought "That will never happen to me!" |
| Favorite music | The sound of sledge hammers falling on copper roofs; I love the buzz saws and hammers outside my window where they're putting up a new abbatoir. |
| Favorite books | Mostly my own books: "Angry Letters to Stephen Colbert", "Ouch! 1001 Things You Shouldn't Drop on Your Foot (by Someone Who Knows!)", "Click-Clack: Knitting Needles from Oedipus Rex to Grandma Lafferty's Shawl", and my upcoming "Paint! The Substance that Covered the Earth!" |