-A Beautiful Mind-
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
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| Occupation | Bartender |
| Location | Toledo, Ohio, United States |
| Introduction | I'm a pretty simple person, wrapped up in a shell of someone who is complex, difficult and often times a total disaster. I'm a good person, whom often hides that part of me, because it's alot more fun to be an asshole. I'm also a homo. So, I guess that makes me fabulous. |
| Interests | I'm interested in alot of things. Most importantly...myself. |
| Favorite movies | American Beauty, Life is Beautiful, Gia, Team America, Leaving Las Vegas, The Notebook, Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle, (the list goes on...and on..and on) |
| Favorite music | The shortened list...Fiona Apple, Tori Amos, Madonna, Poe, Pink, Kelly Clarkson, Coldplay, James Blunt, Majandra, Beth Hart, The Beatles, Justin Timberlake, Xtina Aguilera, Britney Spears, etc.. |
| Favorite books | Anything by Augusten Burroughs, Naked by David Sedaris, Piece of Cake by Cupcake Brown, Angels and Demons and The Da Vinci Code by Dan Brown, Harry Potter!, Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand, etc..etc. |
For your birthday, your aunt gave you a maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. Please write her a thank-you note:
"Dear Auntie, I cannot thank you enough for the rooster syrup thingy...You will never know how much it pleases me to say "would you like to see my cock" over a nice warm stack of pancakes. Lovin You!"