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My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Government |
| Occupation | IDIOT |
| Location | THE WHITE SHORE, PA, United States |
| Introduction | WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHO I AM? WHAT IN HARRY POTTER'S NAME WERE YOU THINKING? WAIT TILL I TELL YOUR DADDY! |
| Interests | LISTENING TO STANDUP COMEDY, HOWARD STERN, OR ANYTHING TO MAKE ME LAUGH. POKEY LAFARGE, HOWLIN WOLF BLUES MUSIC SETS THE MOOD. AND DOING THIS YOU FOOLE. WHY ELSE HAVE A BLOG? |
| Favorite movies | ANYTHING I HAVE SEEN IN THE PAST THAT I CAN RECITE START TO FINISH TO ANNOY MY COUSINS. NO, I'M NOT 14, I'M 35. |
| Favorite music | POKEY LAFARGE AND THE SOUTH CITY THREE, HOWLIN WOLF, AND A GROWING APPRECIATION FOR BO DIDDLEY. |
| Favorite books | BOOKS? WHAT ARE THEY? |
In the dream where you show up to school naked, why do you never go swimming?
IF IT SHRUNK ANY MORE I'D HAVE A VAGINA.