|Location||Lunchbucket, Ontario, Canada|
|Introduction||I am the altered ego of He-Who-Shall-Remain-Nameless, currently serving a seven year term at the Yoni School for Wayward Poets. I was charged and convicted of phelonious misspelling and operating without a poetic license.|
|Interests||Disinterest, dysfunction, dyspepsia, disavowal, dissing vowels, disturbance, disndat|
|Favorite Movies||The Wizard of Odds, All the Matrixes, All the Lord of the Rings (Iknow Iknow can't help it)|
|Favorite Music||Satie the sublime cosmic joker|
|Favorite Books||Telling Lies for Fun and Prophet|
The squish of mud between your toes; how would you live your life as a frog?
Delicately, floating on the lily lotus pond of life. But then, eventually, I'd croak.