Really Random Randy

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About me

Gender Female
Industry Student
Occupation Tutor at Derek Zoolander's Center For Kids Who Can't Read Good.
Location Austin, Texas, United States
Introduction I am an angry little person who likes to make people laugh. So laugh at my blog, damn it.
Interests You.
Favorite Movies Whatever loads fastest on Pornhub.
Favorite Music Dubstep, ambient, downtempo, eurojazz
Favorite Books Non-fiction, informational, travel guides

For your birthday, your aunt gave you a maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. Please write her a thank-you note:

Dear Aunt Derpina, Thanks so much for the cock you sent to me. It gets really sticky sometimes, but what comes out of it tastes so good. Lots of love, Randy