Gender	Female
Industry	Student
Occupation	Tutor at Derek Zoolander's Center For Kids Who Can't Read Good.
Location	Austin, Texas, United States
Introduction	I am an angry little person who likes to make people laugh. So laugh at my blog, damn it.
Interests	You.
Favorite movies	Whatever loads fastest on Pornhub.
Favorite music	Dubstep, ambient, downtempo, eurojazz
Favorite books	Non-fiction, informational, travel guides

For your birthday, your aunt gave you a maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. Please write her a thank-you note:

Dear Aunt Derpina, Thanks so much for the cock you sent to me. It gets really sticky sometimes, but what comes out of it tastes so good. Lots of love, Randy