James
My blogs
| Location | Milky Way Galaxy, Earth, Canada |
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| Introduction | Mr. McBlog was born an indeterminate number of years ago on an ice floe in the Canadian North. Early in life, he hit upon the happy expedient of no longer having birthdays; thus he remains ageless and unchanging. Due to an unhappy incident involving polar bears, he was orphaned. Raised by those self-same polar bears, he retains to this day a fondness for seals and a deep seated emotional dichotomy regarding his adoptive parents. |