Rebecca

My blogs

• The Rude Advice Lady

Blogs I follow

• Get A Grip
• the bitchy waiter

About me

Gender	Female
Occupation	Sausage Whisperer
Location	Shithouse Falls, OR, United States
Introduction	I got nothing.
Favorite Movies	All the Indianna Jones movies 1. Because Indianna Jones is a problem solving motherfucker 2. Indianna Jones doesn't whine all the time like that little McGyver bitch And 3. Indianna Jones doesn't have an annoying ass, know-it-all talking car like that other 80's TV asshole did 4. A bullwhip, a fedora, a revolver and gigantic goddamn balls 5. Intense hatred of snakes = guaranteed no homo 6. FUCK YEAH! I also like the LOTR movies, (all of them) O Brother Where Art Thou, The Wizard of Oz, Willow, The Princess Bride, Time Bandits, Labrynth, (David Bowie's tiny yet prominently displayed wiener hahaha) all the Harry Potter movies, Fargo, Goodfellas, Reservoir Dogs, North by Northwest... I could go on but this is boring to me now, which means most people probably stopped reading somewhere around "fuck yeah."
Favorite Music	PUNK All forms of punk I love punk rock music Love Love LOVE yes me I love punk. I also like a lot of classical music, mostly concertos and sonatas and such. I'm not really into the big orchestral works. I do like a lot more opera than I thought I ever would once I started listening to it (pretty much just to see if it was really as lame as I thought it must be. It isn't, not even close.) my favorites being Offenbach's "Tales of Hoffman" and Bizet's "Carmen." I also like "The Marraige of Figaro" and of course "Turandot." There are others I like as well but I can't remember what they're called or who wrote them because they have weird foreign names and were written by people who also have weird foreign names. I like to smoke a lot of marijuana while I listen to opera. So sue me.
Favorite Books	I read A LOT. I read A LOT of weird shit. (and some normal shit too) I will have to get to this later or else I'll totally lose what little motivation I have to start a damn blog to begin with. Damn.

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