Gender	Female
Industry	Education
Occupation	Preschool Director
Location	Colorado
Introduction	Forty-ish preschool teacher. My wife, Rebeca, and I have been together since October 2000. We have 2 daughters who are 2 years and 2 days apart.
Favorite movies	Saving Face, Steel Magnolias, Boys on the Side, Fried Green Tomatoes, Mary Poppins, Friday
Favorite music	Indigo Girls, IZ, Keali'i Reichel, Dixie Chicks, Bob Marley, UB40, Makaha Sons, Slightly Stoopid
Favorite books	Joy Luck Club, Bless Me, Ultima, Rain of Gold, Blu's Hanging, Women of the Silk, This Bridge Called My Back

You can punch a hole in an apple using a straw. How do you think that makes your milkshake feel?

Inadequate.