COMA Productions
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Advertising |
| Location | Eugene, Oregon, United States |
| Introduction | Matt Heath (copywriter) and Cody Osborne (art director) met at the University of Oregon. There isn't an interesting story to go along with that. I'm not gonna make one up either. Not because I'm lazy, but because it would be a lie. And neither of us have ever told a lie--ever. In fact, Cody dislikes liars so much, that he's vowed to punch all liars in the stomach because that's where people come up with lies. So far he's punched 36 people--right in the gut. Cody's fist is the fist of truth and punishment, but not anger. He never strikes in anger. He just wants to teach those liars a lesson they'll remember until they die. And that lesson is that lying results in a shotgun-like impact that turns your bowels to soup. Soooo, yeah. Don't go expecting us to lie, 'cause it ain't happenin'. Let's see, what else? Matt and Cody do a lot of work together, but are also sold separately. So if you need a copywriter, then to hell with Cody. If you think copywriters are a-holes, then hire Cody and tell Matt to suck it. Thanks for reading. You're nice. |