My blogs

Blogs I follow

Gender	Male
Location	Waterford, MI, United States
Links	Wishlist
Favorite movies	pulp fiction, last night, the royal tennenbaums, the big lebowski, groundhog day
Favorite music	fugazi, godspeed you! black emperor, future of the left, the appleseed cast, portishead, cake, the evens
Favorite books	house of leaves, satan's children, watchmen

When you've got water stuck in your ear, how do you get it out?

A complex Rube Golderbergian device that starts with a monkey on a bicycle and ends with a hose. There's a speedboat somewhere in the middle.