EgyptianMonster
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| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Introduction | well, i hope this is a big box, because i have a lo...ot to say, as you've probably guessed already. I am a very loud, small, crazy blonde person, who (as by my name) is obsessed with egypt. Yep i went in October 09, t'was brilliant, our guide offered my dad 20 camels to keep me, dad said no (boo!) another guy offered my dad 10 for mum and now i tease her that i'm worth 10 more camels than she is!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahhaha how many camels do you think you're worth? Anyway, now that im over my pyramid-induced phase, i think that i shall say something more... well there are loads of things that i like! i enjoy... hmmm. See, there are loads of things you like untill you're asked to name them. Well... lets see, i like sims (but not as much as some of my sims-obsessed friends), i love reading, vampires, werevolves and all that jazz. I love spies and top secret agent-type things, and... thats about it really! |
| Interests | OOh... i have loads of interests...look there is a small h at the beggining of this sentence... im sure OOH should have a capital... or no capitals at all... and that, my dear fellow is the great mystery of life. Hitch Hikers said the meaning was 42, but they dont have all the answers, do they? No my dear friends, the answer is NO! Why have capitals when it would save so much time to write it all in lower case! And why, why god why, do we say "an" for a word beggining with a vowel, and "a" for everything else, and that should be the rule, yes goddammit it is, but sitting in Business the other day i dicovered the truth... nothing is certain, not even our own language, no! abreviations are also "an"... how can this be, is the world coming to an end, an end with no structure, no certanty and no beleif in the vowel!! dear lord, i plead with yo all... how can this be... how! and why should it be allowed... i ask you, as humans upon our planet, next time you type a vowel consider carefully... yes, consider if it is an "a" or an "an". because if we allow this atrosity to continue, we will all be condemming the world to a life time of bad spelling and who are we to do this, i ask you WHO ARE WE!!! |
| Favorite movies | There is no competition, not even Miss Congeniality can top this, im sorry but it cant; condolences. My all time favourite movie, well there isnt even one; no my favourite of all time has to DIE HARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (yes you pedantic people, the extra exclamation marks are needed, i can hear you huffing!) DIE HARD is the best, closely followed, just pipping 2 to the post, by DIE HARD WITH A VENGENCE, then DIE HARD 2 and last (im sorry, all the others were brilliant but this one was just not the same...i mean, come on he was bald) is DIE HARD 4.0!!!!! no others compare!! |
| Favorite books | OK, now here we get to the crunch... there are just too many books i love to name! so here is the dilema... bore you all half to death or... well, nope, that seems to be the only thing i can do, sorry 'bout that. ah well, while im here i may as well say a little something about books. Lets see... i love all kinds, except the books that drag it all out, like at the moment im reading Pride and Prejudice for literature class, and i do like it (i mean it, i really do! Dont look at me like that!) but seriously, this woman takes three paragraphs to say a simple phrase! Anyways, there are so many good books i just cant say which ones are my "favourites" so i think i shall leave now, farewell, adious, sianara people! |
Do you believe that forks are evolved from spoons?
The fork must be thrown out, i swear it people, abandon the fork while you still can, before its too late! Before giant mutated forks are marching down the street, and carting us all of to the asylum, do we deserve this, do i? do you?