Gender	Male
Industry	Law Enforcement or Security
Occupation	Inturbulator
Location	Cedar Park, Texas, Congo - Brazzaville
Links	Audio Clip
Introduction	I'm awesome.
Interests	Inanity
Favorite movies	Excalibur, Dawn of the Motherfucking Dead, Such Hawks Such Hounds, Aliens, Goonies, The Crawling Eye, El Topo, The Church, Oldboy,
Favorite music	Sourvein, Iron Maiden, Godspeed You Black Emperor, dead horse, Saint Vitus, Electric Wizard, Geezinslaws, Frank Zappa, Amon Duul, Misfits/Samhain, Earth, Leonard Cohen, Om,
Favorite books	The Lorax, A Scanner Darkly, Dragonlance, At the Mountains of Madness, The Music of Eric Zahn, Brave New World, Man From the Broken Hills,

You get to ride the big roller coaster three times in a row. What will keep your dad from taking a bite out of your candy apple?

Jesus.