The Mayor
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| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Tourism |
| Location | Lake of the Brozarks, Missouri, United States |
| Introduction | Rapper, Actor, DJ, Podcast Host, Blogger, Mizzou Fan, FHSU Alumni, Non-Talented Asshole. Cool story bro. On twitter @Rememberingthe5 |
| Interests | Taking over the world, Mizzou athletics, Anna Kournikova in her prime. |
| Favorite movies | The ones without clothes. |
| Favorite music | Red Dirt Country & Rap. |
| Favorite books | Slaughterhouse 5. The only book I ever enjoyed. |
You're trapped in a well with a goat and a slinky. Describe how you will escape.
I have a slinky, I'll be fine. I can eat the goat.

