Kelsey Crenshaw
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| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Bartender, Jewelry Design, Musician, Mother |
| Location | Birmingham, AL, United States |
| Interests | I am interested in stuff. |
| Favorite movies | I like films. |
| Favorite music | I like music. |
| Favorite books | I read every night and day. |
For your birthday, your aunt gave you a maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. Please write her a thank-you note:
Thank you for the Gift. I will so enjoy using the cock to squirt maple syrup all over my hotcakes every morning. You should send one to your mother I hear she wore hers out a while ago and misses using a cock to quirt her cakes as well. Your loving niece, Laquinta Ramada Sheradon p.s. My dads birthday is next month I think he could use a new one as well.