Hart Johnson

My blogs

Occupation	Writer
Location	Physically: Michigan, Emotionally: Oregon, Cerebrally: A Gutter near you, United States
Introduction	I write books from my bathtub and blog in my basement. For a full bio on the 3 faces of me, check out the tab. As for the shenanigans around here... Confessions of a Watery Tart is my primary blog. It has lots on writing, some life... mostly I just want to encourage you to play with me. Silliness abounds. I also have a Song of Ice and Fire Blog because frankly I'm obsessed and have tons of theories and ideas, so I decided to give myself a place to channel those besides brief facebook comments. Facebook: Hart Johnson Twitter: hartjohnson
Interests	Writing, Naked World Domination, Misattributing
Favorite Movies	Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail; Princess Bride; Lord of the Rings; Gone With the Wind;
Favorite Music	I'm relatively flexible, but prefer the louder, non-pop stuff.
Favorite Books	War and Peace, Skinny Legs and All, Poisonwood Bible, Pillars of the Earth, Harry Potter (the whole lot of 'em), Les Miserables, Mists of Avalon, Fountainhead, Song of Ice and Fire series, Hunger Games series, Raven Boys series

Please describe how you could take the peel off an apple all in one go:

Put on the music, crack the whip and make it dance like I like. It will take its own peel off.