Gender	Male
Industry	Agriculture
Occupation	Chicken Farmer
Location	Dublin, Ireland
Introduction	With a moo woof here, a woof moo there, here a moo, there a woof, everywhere a woo muff...
Interests	I generally interest ugly women.
Favorite movies	I can't be arsed. I might write a blog on it though, how's that?
Favorite music	I'm not fussy
Favorite books	I can't be arsed. I might write...etc. etc.

You've broken up with your old band and are about to release your first solo album. Please write the liner notes:

I once went to Bristol and didn't fall off