Melissa Smart
My blogs
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Location | Canada |
| Introduction | Read the first blog post, or subsequent ones for that matter as you'll get a pretty good picture of what I'm like. Okay a few basics I guess are warranted since you're actually reading my blather. I'm married, I'm a mother of two, I live in a small town but grew up in a major metropolis (I'm still recovering from the lack of quality retail therapy options). I'm also going to be 40 this year so sharing my inner ranting with the world seems like a good mid-life anxiety release. |
| Interests | Reading, watching movies, traveling, afternoon naps |
| Favorite movies | Seriously? For those that know who I am, this is an impossibility. Okay I'll give you my (current) top 5. The Hangover, Top Gun, Pirates of the Caribbean 1-4, Gone With the Wind, LOTR all 3. |
| Favorite music | Not country, not gangsta rap, not french. Anything else gets some air time. |
| Favorite books | Crap, this one's harder than movies. Eat Pray Love - the India section, Lamb by Christopher Moore, Fool by the aforementioned, Dan Brown, James Rollins, Anne Rice (the old stuff not the new Jesus crap). |
Your bow is not broken but you've run out of arrows. How can you fake being a bard?
bard noun 1.a person who composed and recited epic or heroic poems, often while playing the harp, lyre, or the like. 2. one of an ancient Celtic order of composers/reciters of poetry. Why the fuck would a bard need a bow and arrows? To fend off small woodland creatures who were incited to vicious revolt from listening to my horrible singing voice and inane rhymes? Stupid random question.NEXT!