Ryan

About me

Gender Male
Industry Technology
Occupation Slave to Useless Technology
Location Seattle, WA
Introduction Cranky, Chain Restaurant hating liberal environmentalist from the Pacific NW who wishes he spoke better French.
Interests Photography, yeah film and mostly black and white. Skiing, hiking, camping and either being in the city or the wilds, no suburbs please. Avoiding chain restaurants while traveling for work. Cooking, sometimes with success. Reading Tom Robbins or Christopher Moore. Appalled at this country's direction and the conservatism that is rampant today. Complaining about politicians and championing for the environment. Studying French.
Favorite Movies Clay Pigeons, Party Girl, Go, Amelie, The Dinner Game, The Valet, Garden State, Juno
Favorite Music Pixies, Fastbacks, The Muffs, The Donnas, Stereolab, The Strokes, Pretty Girls Make Graves, The Shins
Favorite Books Fierce Invalids Home from Hot Climates, Anything else by Tom Robbins, Naked, Atonement, Lust Lizard of Melancholy Cove, Practical Demon Keeping, Three Cups of Tea, whatever I am reading at the moment.

You're trapped in a well with a goat and a slinky. Describe how you will escape.

Who wants to escape from a well if one has a goat and a slinky?