J-Stache
My blogs
| Industry | Sports or Recreation |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Ass Olympian - Gold Medal to be awarded nightly |
| Introduction | I'm a kick-ass mustache. I made Hall & Oates famous. Yeah, I get high. Yeah, I know your girlfriend. Do I write hits? You bet bitches. |
| Interests | trim, booze, pills, music, scratch, weed, kerouac, the honorable dr. hunter s. thompson, bull-whipping bitches, 2AM whip-its, vinyl records, popping wheelies, chicks with hip to hip carpet, ointment you can buy without a prescription |
| Favorite music | hall & oates & j-stache, the beatles, the shins, melvern taylor, taj mahal, the beastie boys, bob dylan, wilco, john oates, slow runner, easy anthems, beat radio, apple escape, ryan adams, beach boys, the band, jimi hendrix, bob marley, cher (banged her), feist (want to), public enemy (regular do crack with Flav), the jonas brothers |