Fist of Trueness
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Science |
| Occupation | Winning |
| Location | Operating, Withablownmind, United States |
| Introduction | Enough about me. How about I talk about you for a second? Oh, wait- NO. |
| Interests | Swedish Meatballs, Incline-pressed coffee beans, the irrepresible sound of the gut-less windbag, taking my goddamn time, sleeping until tomorrow, divine intervention just before death, and the secret and key to everything that is not already owned by me, that about covers it |
| Favorite movies | Breakin' II: Electric Boogaloo, The Holiday, The Search For Animal Chin |
| Favorite music | Whatevah the flavah in thah elevatah. |
| Favorite books | You Can't Win (J. Black) |
If you were a pirate, how would you avoid laughing when saying "poop deck"?
I would not avoid laughing at that. Poop is funny. Especially if I were a pirate without a working toilet.