Robyn
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| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Introduction | In those rare moments of quietness & tranquility...Pfft!! WTH am I talking about?! I'm a single mom to two kids, one of which is a tweener. There is no such thing as quiet & tranquil in our house. We're loud, obnoxious, snuggly, and pretty damn funny! I’m one of those wickedly evil moms who gets a kick out of scaring the sh*t out of my kids just to see the look of fear as they scream. Yeah, yeah I know, they’ll get me back 10 fold when I need a nursing home. But OH the laughs I'll have in the meantime. WARNING: This blog might offend you at times. However, I promise to make you laugh every now and then with my own embarrassing, tragic, and tearful experiences as a single mom. DISCLAIMER: I have a lot to say about parenting, dating, life, and stupid people and although what I say may look like advice, sound like advice, or feel like advice…trust me it’s not. If you heed my twisted $0.02 worth of nothingness, do so at your own risk. ABOUT ME: I heart bacon. I hate stupidity. I love when you talk nerdy to me. I refuse to wear mom jeans (even if it means I'd have the advantage of embarrassing my offspring). If ever I found myself in a zombie attack I would surely die. |
You've been invited to a fancy ball but the only thing you have to wear is an orange wooly jumper. What shoes do you wear?
My purple fuzzy slippers, of course.