Gender	Female
Industry	Arts
Occupation	Writer
Location	Cincinnati
Introduction	I'm a writer, cheeky conversationalist and all-around creative crazy person.I'm inspired equally by George Bernard Shaw and Amy Sedaris----and a thousand points in between. My interests may seem insanely random but they are tightly focused---and they knit together to create the person that I am.... "Pictures of perfection as you know make me sick and wicked."-Jane Austen
Interests	Fashion, history, dead writers and artists,yoga,words, collages, good scotch, old books, food, steampunk, victoriana, art, flapper culture, baseball, oddball pop culture, handmade things
Favorite movies	Amelie, The Quiet Man, The General, Casino Royale, Cool Hand Luke,Astaire and Rogers, silent and Golden-Age films and their stars, Korean cinema, and anything with Alan Rickman, Bill Nighy, Simon Pegg,John C. O'Reilly, Catharine Keener, Myrna Loy,Paul Newman---- ad infinitum
Favorite music	Joe Strummer, The Clash, John Hiatt, Keb 'Mo, Buddy Guy, Depeche Mode, Spoon, Bjork, Violent Femmes, Adele, Babyshambles, Tony Bennett, Nina Simone
Favorite books	If you saw my book cases you would understand why I cannot answer this to any satisfaction.

How is an ankle unlike a consequence?

It depends on the size of your ankles, naturally!!