Karmonster
My blogs
| Gender | Female |
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| Location | IL, United States |
| Introduction | you see, it's like this. i love cupcakes. . bring me a cupcake and we'll probably be best friends. . bake me a cupcake and i might love you a little. . . spend an afternoon decorating cupcakes with me and laughing at how unfortunate-looking they turn out from my baked good bad luck and you'll never get rid of me. . ==============================dogs are ever so frightening, but ever so wise in several of their preferences. . ==============================calling all pirates! a small sum to be offered for my capture. the escape is much needed. ===============================reflecting on plant reproduction tickles my gag reflex . . ==============================PLAN A- step 1: education, education, education-bachelor's, master's, doctorate step 2: . . eh . . 'asian immersion'...? step 3: avoid suicide while i work my life away paying off debt from the university and becoming desensitized as to why i went there in the first place. . PLAN B- step 1: migrate to a warm climated beach step 2: obtain a refrigerator box step 3: live happily ever after and steal soap periodically |
| Interests | orangutans, grocery stores, shoe laces, child-rearing, coloring books, gender construction, kisses, post-colonial language development, horror comics, classical piano, human evolution |
| Favorite movies | carefree, shiver, timer, benny & joon, up, funny face, sixteen candles, the hangover, the prestige, the wig, the princess bride, love in the time of cholera, cello, anchor man, the big lebowski, boondock saints, the baxter |
| Favorite music | incubus, bloc party, fred astaire, 2pm, iwrestledabearonce, rihanna, jamisonparker, afi, emily & the woods, corinne bailey rae, jack's mannequin, the black keys, ludo, drake, the sea and cake, the kooks, passion pit, the fray, frank sinatra, justin bieber, marvin gaye, michael buble, edvard grieg, peggy sue and the pirates, relient k, the hush sound, nsync, rachmaninov, demi lovato, dbsk, my dad vs. yours, lil wayne |
| Favorite books | brave new world, oryx and crake, collapse, the lorax, the yellow wallpaper, catalyst, lord of the flies, the lottery, the bell jar, chimpanzee politics, overthrow, the phantom toll booth, where the wild things are, a lesson before dying, the lottery, uglies, adam's tongue, the secret garden, fahrenheit 451, falling up, hans christian anderson's stuff, of mice and men, once upon a marigold, some book about a mermaid that was super good.., edgar allen poe short stories, candy.... |