Chris Jordan
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Government |
| Location | Bryan, Texas, United States |
| Introduction | Married...her name is Shelley...she's pretty hot...she has two kids from a previous marriage, but together we have none...but she has four cats. I love cats...they are God's creatures. And if you're wondering how I managed to have such a hot wife...two words: **** **** |
| Interests | Off-shore seal-clubbing rigs, My weekly newsletter "Guess Who's Gay This Week?" |
| Favorite movies | Hot Fuzz, Napoleon Dynamite, Star Wars series, Lord of the Rings series, Spiderman, Die Hard series, Alfred Hitchcock, The Exorcist, The Sting, American Graffiti, Papillon, Enter the Dragon, ORIGINAL Walking Tall w/ Joe Don Baker |
| Favorite music | Michael J Fox's band "The Shakin' Bastards" |
| Favorite books | Ulysses by James Joyce The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald Effective Birth Control by Mother Jordan |
What's the best time you've ever had licking stamps?
The time I was shirtless