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|Introduction||I'm generally a useless degenerate, who frequently has booze breath and a pounding headache. I'm a professional student who sleeps 10 hours a night, entering my 8th year of university, with two useless degrees and finally working on a real one. I've enjoyed drinking since my first sip, and think booze is the motor oil that drives human society. Think how shitty it is in the Middle East. Three reasons, no booze, no bikinis, and no B.L.T.'s|
|Interests||Sand saves, being drunk, average looking women, hacking darts, fantasy sports, fast food, puke and rallies, grunge music.|
|Favorite Movies||Artie Lange's BeerLeague, Apocalypse Now, Hot Shots: Part Deux|
|Favorite Music||Alice in Chains. Queens of the Stone Age.|
|Favorite Books||The drinks menu, the Criminal Code, Ulysses.|
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