Corporal Kookie

About me

Industry Government
Occupation Time Agent
Introduction I am a test tube baby from the planet Skaro. I will probably regret making this public, but I can't die. (stupid Rose)... I am 167 years old since December 31, 2010. I was a Corporal in the Civil War, I am a kind of double agent person... (do not kill me) I am on my own side of everything. When you hear someone randomly singing... its me... and guess what? When I grow up, I'm gonna be famous! BEAT THAT!!!
Interests Time Travel, Bugging Friends, Alien Study

When your science teacher smashed a frozen rose with a hammer, did you warm the petals to bring them back to life?

No. I went back in time and saved the roses so I could give them to my sexy lovers :P