Gender	Female
Industry	Arts
Occupation	Time Waster
Location	Lisburn, Antrim, United Kingdom
Introduction	I am Emuh a bit mad and a lot weird This is the blog of my lesbian life, how the rules often baffle me, and why I baffle myself.
Interests	Chocolate, lesbians, and that's about all...
Favorite movies	Ones with moving pictures...
Favorite music	Ones with tunes...
Favorite books	Ones with words...

Describe the sound of a moist waffle falling onto a hot griddle.

Fuffle-muuuummmm-ooooop