Maria Bigotes
My blogs
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Industry | Museums or Libraries |
| Occupation | Librarian |
| Location | Planet Venus |
| Introduction | I'm your wet dream and your worst nightmare. I desire you, and at the same time I don't ever want to see you again. I have one plan and one plan only: I eye you from the corner of the bar, send some sexy decoy to buy you some jagerbombs, chat you up a bit, and then engage in some major humpage. Just don't expect much of anything else from me. I'm bringing femininity back and it's coming back with a bang, a big giant sturdy bang. Femininity has been repressed by all you ovary-stomping males and I'm here to tell you that ovaries are back. Beware, sexy frat boys, I'm coming. |
| Interests | Wine spritzers, smirnoff ice, sex, more sex, sexy sex, nymphomania, cyborg theory, jai-alai, sado-masochism, bondage, kink.... |
| Favorite Movies | Teeth |
| Favorite Music | Bikini Kill, Pussycat Trash, Vagiant, Big May Belle, Kitty, and Lez Zeppelin |
| Favorite Books | Woman Hating by Andrea Dworkin, My Horizontal Life by Chelsea Handler, and Fear of Flying by Erica Jong. |